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Let It Crib Vol. 5

For those of you who've watched any news on TV in the past 3 days, a suggestion: watch the film Natural Born Killers. And while you illegally download it, here are the headlines at this hour, brought to you exclusively @ Rekaf's:
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* Celebrities lash out at politicians and the system, public follows suit
* Media overplays the public opinion, gains popular vote
* Opposition blames the incumbents; government's finger points to across the border

Let me remind you that all of this is being brought to you exclusively by Rekaf's. More later.

And now, exclusive behind-the-screens coverage:
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"ICI"
"Someone tell her to shut up"

And now, back LIVE!
"I can't tell you exactly about the locations due to operational reasons, but I can see the commandos are very near their targets. In fact on the 1st floor, er, uh, sorry"

Ok, this just in...

We The People NDTV 24x7 20:00 Sun 30th Nov '08

Simi Garewal: Barkha, tomorrow tell one of your cameramen to go to the top of Four Seasons or any of the high profile hotels and capture the slums nearby.. you'll see Pakistani flags on all of them.

Enraged audience member: It's because of people like her that we have such situations .. what we need is peace .. war is not the solution.

Simi Garewal continues to repeat herself, while Barkha Dutt and Ratna Pathak Shah say that it was shameful on part of the audience member to burst out like that and demand an apology.

Vilasrao Deshmukh at a press-conference: "I'm not giving any more informations, you are intelligence, I have full faith in your intelligence"

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Let your fingers do the talking.